Caretaker Alen

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Caretaker Alen is a level 52 general goods, fungus and drink vendor located at Light's Hope Chapel in the contested territory of Eastern Plaguelands. He is affiliated with the Argent Dawn.

He starts the following quests:

•  [55] Zaeldarr the Outcast
•  [60] The Restless Souls

See List of Eastern Plaguelands NPCs.

Quotes

• "The what-bringer? Oh, ASHbringer? Never heard of it ... What? Stop bothering me!"
• "And then the Tauren said, '13 INCHES'"
• "I don't get paid enough for this bull excrement!"
• "Hey! Do you like the sauce? The sauce is good, no?"
• "Just sit right back and you'll hear a ta... *hic* a tai... *hic* a taiiii *hic* Damnit!"
• "I can't take these taxes! F.I.C.A. me? F.I.C.A. YOU!"
• "I come from the land down under... where women plague and men sunder."
• "I should have taken the translucent pill."

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